broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via pizza-party-for-one)

"My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument."

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

(Source: locsofpoetry, via pizza-party-for-one)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Had to make this guide for my paper company on how to deliver my paper." [dicedece]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Had to make this guide for my paper company on how to deliver my paper."

[dicedece]

n-e-v-e-r-r-e-g-r-e-t:

flameddevil:

this gotta be the best comment in a youtube video ever. 

someone give this person a medal omg 

(Source: youtube.com, via voldemorts--nose)